Mine are like yours. I'm usually in Lowe's and taking a dump and there is no toilet paper. I reach up and hit the button and I hear, "Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department...Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department".Last night, I was in Home Depot in my underwear and had to pee..the only threat to me was being embarassed by wetting on the floor..told ya, I have weird ones, all the time!
Sick puppy,Sit and stay.Leave that bone alone.[/QUOTE
Especially the part about Britney Spears.
I'd like to pee on that polished concrete floor, just to see it pool up and move around like quicksilver.Last night, I was in Home Depot in my underwear and had to pee..the only threat to me was being embarassed by wetting on the floor..told ya, I have weird ones, all the time!
My most realistic dream was that I was having sex with a beautiful female paper hanger. When I woke up I had paste in my hand!
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