Red Hat
New member
Mine are like yours. I'm usually in Lowe's and taking a dump and there is no toilet paper. I reach up and hit the button and I hear, "Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department...Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department".Last night, I was in Home Depot in my underwear and had to pee..the only threat to me was being embarassed by wetting on the floor..told ya, I have weird ones, all the time!