I'm with ya. If you read some of the posts elsewhere, i think you qualify for a cookie. ...I never did get mine and I have 4 Glocks, so don't hold your breath.
If you a huge Shrek guy look at the G23. Not much bigger but nice. 3/4 on the handle makes a difference. But the G27 is sweet. I have 27& 23 . 23for winter and 27 for summer. And I'm not huge. JMOI'm a big guy and bought the 22 to CC. MISTAKE. It's too big, I'm looking to get the 27. A friend has one and what a nice gun. Accurate and really easy to conceal.