Your total is: -37.
It's good to know that I lead a fairly secure life, but damn man, the answers to those questions make me feel a lot more boring than I perceive myself to be!
And next year I'll have to answer that I'm over 60. Between the back surgeries, crumbling liver, plantar faciitis and gout, at least then I'll actually be the age I have felt like for the last couple of years. LOL
Blues