mmckee1952
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Ventriloquist
>
> A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show
> in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
> through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
>
> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
> shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
> think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way? What does the
> colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's
> men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in
> the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people
> like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your
> kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but
> women in general... pathetically, all in the name of humour!"
>
> The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:
>
> "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little **** on your lap!"
>
> A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show
> in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
> through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
>
> Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
> shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
> think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way? What does the
> colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's
> men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in
> the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people
> like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your
> kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but
> women in general... pathetically, all in the name of humour!"
>
> The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:
>
> "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little **** on your lap!"