Do you guys have a "This is a household w/ firearms" sticker?

[Wild Dog]

Where is the Valhalla Mall?

Now that was FUNNY! A current google search says it's in Valhalla, NY. There is also a Valhalla Mindcraft world so this may be what WD is talking about.

Valhalla, as in the warrior's heaven. And I have no doubt there's a mall up there, after all even true warriors need to get their capri slacks and cargo pants somewhere after a day of fighting and feasting. The fact you are both being so flippant about Valhalla only proves neither of you will set foot in there.

 

[BluesStringer]

Valhalla, as in the warrior's heaven. And I have no doubt there's a mall up there, after all even true warriors need to get their capri slacks and cargo pants somewhere after a day of fighting and feasting. The fact you are both being so flippant about Valhalla only proves neither of you will set foot in there.

Link Removed are considered warrior wear in the mall security forces? Does the Mall Security Force Chaplain perform gay marriages too?

Sorry man, I get a kick out of your posts, and a line you used awhile back about the dangers of being a mall cop whenever you get between a teenie and her Justin Bieber CD sent me through the roof, but if you're wearin' capri pants either on duty or in your private life, you've got no business expectin' to ever see Valhalla from the inside.

 

[Oldgrunt]

Valhalla, as in the warrior's heaven. And I have no doubt there's a mall up there, after all even true warriors need to get their capri slacks and cargo pants somewhere after a day of fighting and feasting. The fact you are both being so flippant about Valhalla only proves neither of you will set foot in there.

For the true warrior!

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[Wild Dog]

C'mon guys, do you really think I wear capri slacks? I was speaking for the women in Valhalla.

 

[Blueshell]

As a warning for would-be burglars/fools?

Or too cheesy?

A sticker? Psht. Real mall-ninjas display their CCW badge in the window.

 

[bofh]

As a warning for would-be burglars/fools?

Or too cheesy?

How about motion-activated outside lights and an alarm system instead?

 

[SR9]

Valhalla:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla

Get real, your about as much of a Viking as I am an Eskimo.

 

[Wild Dog]

Valhalla:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla

Get real, your about as much of a Viking as I am an Eskimo.

I never claimed to be a viking, only a warrior...nothing more, nothing less. As a true warrior, I am built only for battle, ear is all I know. For men, and women, such as I we all know what will await us after our final, glorious, battle.

 

[SR9]

Talk about delusions of grandeur?

 

[Wild Dog]

Talk about delusions of grandeur?

Grandeur, yes. Delusions, no. You have no idea the battles I've fought and the losses I've endured. I have no doubt a glorious death awaits me. Often, I'll lay awake at night and wonder how my end will be. Will I be a martyr, a man who wouldn't surrender my weapons to the UN and decide to live in eternal infamy in my defiance? Or perhaps I'll be the last warrior of my generation, taking on the armies of darkness and ensuring light's victory with my dying breath? I have no idea, only time will tell.

 

[SR9]

Grandeur, yes. Delusions, no. You have no idea the battles I've fought and the losses I've endured. I have no doubt a glorious death awaits me. Often, I'll lay awake at night and wonder how my end will be. Will I be a martyr, a man who wouldn't surrender my weapons to the UN and decide to live in eternal infamy in my defiance? Or perhaps I'll be the last warrior of my generation, taking on the armies of darkness and ensuring light's victory with my dying breath? I have no idea, only time will tell.

Sounds like you think you are a Jedi knight. Where's your light sabre Luke? Like I say delusional.

 

[captrickmoisa]

SR9 I prefer to think of wild dog as entertainment and so should you. I truly look forward to his tales of heroism. They make me smile. Mad Dog, keep up the good work! I love the reactions you get!


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[DavidWhite]

SR9 I prefer to think of wild dog as entertainment and so should you. I truly look forward to his tales of heroism. They make me smile. Mad Dog, keep up the good work! I love the reactions you get!


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[SR9]

If you think what sounds like B/S is entertaining, ok.

 

[captrickmoisa]

SR9 , Not everyone is crazy, he's just having fun. You my friend need to relax and laugh.


Semper Fi

 

[captrickmoisa]

Or not



Semper Fi

 

[FNWylde]

We have the gun cops and the book cops and the food cops and the air cops and the radio waves cops and mall cops and now the ENTERTAINMENT ON USACARRY COP. What an F'ING BUZZKILL.

I swear, if I were a sponsor on here, the operative word would be WAS. Bring back the Politics forums already.

 

[Wild Dog]

If you think what sounds like B/S is entertaining, ok.

B/S!!!

Come back to me when you've fought off wave after wave of suicide bombers, all to prevent them from taking every copy of Mad Max: Fury Road. Once you've done that then we can talk about B/S.

 

[captrickmoisa]

Mission accomplished!


Semper Fi

 

[SR9]

What you really need is a padded cell.