To believe in gun control, one has to believe that rifles with pistol grips are assault weapons, just like vehicles with racing stripes are sports cars.
That actually comes from a longer list.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that a mugger will kill you in the half-second it takes to draw from the holster, but won't harm you while you dial 911 on your cell phone, talk to the dispatcher and wait half an hour for the cops to arrive.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that if there'd been a gun aboard American Airlines Flight 11, someone could have been hurt.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that you should rely on police in lieu of your gun, just as you should rely on a dentist in lieu of your toothbrush.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that NASA, the military, physiologists, anatomists and trainers all agree and Olympic scores confirm that men on average have tremendously more upper body strength than women, but women should try to defend themselves with martial arts and not a gun.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that the fact that .50 caliber rifles are very rare justifies banning them, just as the rarity of Lamborghinis and other high-performance cars justifies banning them.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that an intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .44 Magnum will get angry over your retaliation and kill you.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that gun safety courses in school only encourage kids to commit violence, but sex education in school doesn't encourage kids to have sex.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that the ready availability of guns today, with only a few government forms, waiting periods, checks, infringements, ID, and fingerprinting, is responsible for all the school shootings, compared to the lack of school shootings in the 1950's and 1960's, which was caused by the awkward availability of guns at any hardware store, gas station, and by mail order.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that the gun lobby's attempt to run a don't touch campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, and the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a don't touch campaign is responsible social activity.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that rifles with pistol grips are assault weapons, just like vehicles with racing stripes are sports cars.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that guns are not an effective means of self-defense, which is why police carry them.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that pricing products out of the reach of poor people through excessive regulation is discriminatory practice, unless that product is a gun.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that the 14th Amendment requires states to accept each other's drivers licenses, even with age or vision requirement differences, marriage licenses even with age or relationship differences or if it's a gay marriage, but somehow doesn't apply to licenses to carry weapons.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that shooting at an intruder who smashes your door and enters with knife in hand will somehow escalate the violence.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that it's safer with less guns, which is why lunatics shoot up schools instead of gun shows or police stations.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that guns cause crime, which is why there was no rape or murder in the Dark Ages.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that one should judge all gun owners by the acts of a few criminals, just like one should judge all blacks by the acts of a few inner-city crack dealers.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that a safe gun will help stop criminal misuse of firearms just like safe sex works so well to stop rape.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that telling a murderer he'll go to jail for carrying a gun will make him think twice.
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To believe in gun control, one has to believe that a woman buying a gun to defend herself against a violent ex needs five days to cool off.