AvidshooterTX
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5 year old Billy was playing in the yard as his grandfather watched him. He found a night crawler and pulled it out of it's hole. He showed it to grandpa with pride. Grandpa said I'll give you $5 if you can put him back in his hole. Billy tried and tried but the worm kept wiggling and twisting this way and that. Suddenly, he got an idea and ran into the house. He came back out with a can of hair spray. He held the worm up and allowed it to dangle vertically. Then he sprayed it with lots of hair spray. He took the stiff worm and easily put it back in its hole. Grandpa paid him the $5. Next morning Billy was playing in the yard again when grandpa came outside and said Billy, here's $5 for the worm trick. Billy said, "oh gramps, you already paid me for the worm trick yesterday". Granpa replied "I know, this is from your grandma!".