I don't envy him, but he'll be on YouTube before most of us.
This does not top the guy that was dragged through a parking lot, slamming down a line of parking meters. I don't recall if that person was a kiter, paraglider or 'chuter. I just remember seeing him inadvertently trying to mow down that row of parking meters. And the asphalt? It was a dry day; we're talking street pizza at the very minimum.
I hope the kiter survives and can tell his grandchildren, "Did I ever tell you about the time..."