JOKE: Life over 60

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them in with me.

Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.

 

[THE DUKE OF ESSEX]

Good one Mom, I always answer: YES to that question. It really throws them for a loop.:yu:

 

[CathyInBlue]

I thought the eco-whacko in-thing to do was to use cloth bags which are never laundered (because that would pollute and waste water and power) to carry home your raw meat and veggies together, insuring cross contamination with disease microbes.

 

[ricbak]

:laugh:

 

[THE DUKE OF ESSEX]

I thought the eco-whacko in-thing to do was to use cloth bags which are never laundered (because that would pollute and waste water and power) to carry home your raw meat and veggies together, insuring cross contamination with disease microbes.

You sure know how to kill a joke don't you?

 

[CathyInBlue]

Just call me

The Comedian.

 

[wolfhunter]

Mom, I once heard a guy ask the cashier "Paper or plastic?" right after she told him his total. I like your answer, too.

 

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

Good one Mom, I always answer: YES to that question. It really throws them for a loop.:yu:

That's funny, Duke. I can hardly wait to use it just to see the reactions! :biggrin: