If only he had a gun....

[nogods]

Mute Swan Attacks and Kills Man on Kayak in Chicago Pond

 

[sdprof]

It's Chicago. Only the thug swans are allowed to have guns.

 

[Black Dragon]

If the swan was attacking him it was within arms reach, why didn't he just grab the swan and use it as a flotation device?

 

[Tucker's Mom]

It's Chicago. Only the thug swans are allowed to have guns.

Thanks...you beat me to the same thought about Killinois system of whatever.:sarcastic: