Holy moly batman, my textbook acts like body armor!

[sdprof]

Yeah everyone knows you would just need the duct tape, that stuff can do anything.

Edit to add: If the mythbusters are watching this thread I would like to see duct tape tested as armor.

another edit: to stay on topic the way you are killing books you should get a job at borders.

Not Mythbusters, but here's some video of duct tape vs bullets. You can skip to near the end where there's a table of the several rounds they tested.

 

[tricolordad]

Well well well! His P22 is reliable too! Hmmmmm....

So if you wrap about 200 rolls of duct tape around a man he becomes bulletproof?

 

[tricolordad]

Sounds like some of those books were really hard to get through

Ha! Don't you know it's a sin to pun?

 

[sdprof]

To pun is not to sin.

It's just the lowest form of humor.