Holy moly batman, my textbook acts like body armor!

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I recently started a book that was so full of bigotry, I had to stop and collect myself. I considered urinating on it. I considered burning it. But, in the end, I put it and a few others that have failed me to good use.

In a world so filled with hate where shootings are becoming more and more rampant in schools and universities...imagine you're sitting in the library studying when a mentally disturbed sickwad comes in blasting. Your college has banned firearms, and since you're obviously a law abiding citizen, all you've got is about 2 seconds and a textbook. Can you lift up your book and use it as a shield? Would the average Marketing textbook stop a bullet? Let's find out!

When you think of a shooter going on a rampage, do you think of one, two, maybe three shots being fired at each victim? I used my kids to determine the number of shots fired at each book. They are 2 and 4, so I can assure you that it is completely random. In order, 'American Jihad,' a book I hate...1 shot. 'Introduction to Business' (Hardcover) and 'Introduction to College Mathematics' (soft), two shots. 'Principles of Advertising & MIC' and
'Psychology Applied to Modern Life', three shots. All were taken from about 15 feet away, 4 man sized steps.

I chose a Walther P22 for several reasons:
1. Cheap, reliable, fast firing, accurate.
2. 2 recent massacres at colleges using the Walther P22.
3. Cheap and available ammo would appeal to criminals.
4. The deadliness of .22lr, especially when victims are shot once and a standoff ensues, delaying help.
5. I don't feel like wasting money on 9mm or .40 today.

Using Remington Thunderbolt 40gr LRN ($1.52 a box), advertised at 1255 fps the results were as follows:

'American Jihad', hardcover, 1 shot: LRN penetrated about 1.25" with the majority of the slug on page 411. Slight fragmentation. Back cover dented.

'Introduction to Business', hardcover, 2 shots: grouped at 1", LRN penetrated about 1", , slugs nestled side by side and mangled and fragmented on page 207. No print evident on the back cover.

'Introdution to College Mathematics', softcover, 2 shots: grouped at 1.25", LRN penetrated about 1.25", first slug stopped at page 244 and rolled inwards an inch and stopped, second fragmented early and stopped at page 344. This one jumped at both shots, which piqued my interest so, figuring a squirmer would catch a mass murderer's attention, and having seen the Columbine video and noting how both paid keen attention to the wounded, I shot it a third time. The third slug penetrated about 2 inches and flattened horizontally after taking a slight upward curve.

'Advertising & IMC', hardcover, 3 shots: 1.5" fragmentation for both, both LRN stopped on page 253, completely flattened with fragmentation scattered throughout the channel. Printing on the rear of the book.

'Psychology Applied to Modern Life', hardcover, 3 shots: first penetrated to page 553, about 2", second and third to page 337, about 1.25", all fragmented except the first which remained almost fully intact and only deformed slightly. Printing from all 3 on the back cover.

In all these tests, I used C-clamps to keep the books shut tightly to make them as hard as possible. I figured that if one WERE going to use a book as a shield, that they would be clamping it shut pretty damn hard considering the circumstances. So, in my test, anyways, with the temperature being under 20 degrees and the wind chill adding to the hardness of the books, it seems that provided you catch the shot holding the book completely flat at a 90 degree angle with the the incoming bullets maintaining a flat trajectory, you should be fine. Tomorrow, I will try a .30 cal rifle and 12 ga shotgun from about 50 and 25 yards, respectively. If anybody else wants to jump in on this and fire away at old college textbooks, feel free to add your results! I'm genuinely curious now that it seems that anything under .32acp could be caught by the textbook. If I wasn't on unemployment, I would have let loose with everything I have lol. But for now, just the extras from the cheapos, I'm afraid.
 
And, NO, I'm not saying that you could duct tape a bunch of books to your torso and be safe. Only a moron would come to that conclusion. So...DON'T. Jeez.
 
Go diggin around the college dorms and the university housing when they leave. I kept mine. At over $100 a piece, I thought that they should be saved for something...special.
 
Thanks for the testing... I'll bet you had fun! And that could be some useful information... should I ever be in a library and some kook cracks... :o)
Wonder what a 9mm would do??? How many books would it take to stop it?
 
Thanks for the testing... I'll bet you had fun! And that could be some useful information... should I ever be in a library and some kook cracks... :o)
Wonder what a 9mm would do??? How many books would it take to stop it?

I did have fun! My wife was pretty steamed, but my kids and I had a blast. Literally. As for the 9mm question...You could risk it with Leo Tolstoy's 'War & Peace' or...somebody with more money than me should perform a test...hint hint.
 
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I chose a Walther P22 for several reasons:
1. Cheap, reliable, fast firing, accurate.
2. 2 recent massacres at colleges using the Walther P22.
3. Cheap and available ammo would appeal to criminals.
4. The deadliness of .22lr, especially when victims are shot once and a standoff ensues, delaying help.
5. I don't feel like wasting money on 9mm or .40 today.

I also have a Walther p22 but "reliable" is not a word I would use to describe it. But if that's all you got, then carrying that is what you gotta do. However, it surprises me that you are willing to waste money destroying expensive books.

You mentioned shooting a psychology book which Amazon would give you $45 for....

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Great, now I have a use for all the textbooks piling up in my office. Will a C++ book have greater stopping power than a Java book?

Really, at the size and weight of most textbooks today, college students should get PE credit just for lugging them around.
 
I also have a Walther p22 but "reliable" is not a word I would use to describe it. But if that's all you got, then carrying that is what you gotta do. However, it surprises me that you are willing to waste money destroying expensive books.

You mentioned shooting a psychology book which Amazon would give you $45 for....

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My P22 is reliable.

You cannot put a price tag on potentially life saving research my friend...
 
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A book case full of books may act as cover.
How many books to a row? I can test it against Mr. Mosin. Since he chopped through a 14" stump like Usain Bolt slices through a wheelchair race, I'll put my money (ha!) on the rifle...
 
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My P22 is reliable.

You cannot put a price tag on potentially life saving research my friend...

So are you going to shoot your car to make sure it is also good cover? Shoot other people's cars to make sure they might stop a bullet if you have to hide behind one for cover?
 
No, they did that at the box o truth. They decided getting out would be best.

Well you can "never put a price tag on potentially life saving research", so you might want to test your car or your walls at your house because the box o truth never tested the things you have.
 
Well you can "never put a price tag on potentially life saving research", so you might want to test your car or your walls at your house because the box o truth never tested the things you have.

Done trolling yet? This thread is about using textbooks. At a college, school, tech school etc, what else you got? A chipboard table? Please stay on topic. If I choose to shoot textbooks that I paid for, that's my business. If you got a problem with it, then ignore the thread.
 
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Done trolling yet? This thread is about using textbooks. At a college, school, tech school etc, what else you got? A chipboard table? Please stay on topic. If I choose to shoot textbooks that I paid for, that's my business. If you got a problem with it, then ignore the thread.

Dont make posts if you dont want people to reply to them. You seem to have a problem taking criticism, but you continue to engage in conversations on public forums. You post about wasting money and being on unemployment, and I let you know how I feel about it. That is how a forum works.
 
And, NO, I'm not saying that you could duct tape a bunch of books to your torso and be safe. Only a moron would come to that conclusion. So...DON'T. Jeez.

Yeah everyone knows you would just need the duct tape, that stuff can do anything.

Edit to add: If the mythbusters are watching this thread I would like to see duct tape tested as armor.

another edit: to stay on topic the way you are killing books you should get a job at borders.
 

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