Well, that settles it then. Out of an abundance of patriotic fervor and a sincere wish to contribute to my nation, I am giving away all my hammers and clubs(?) to the Salvation Army the next time they're in my neighborhood.
Man, I feel like I'm doing such a great thing for the kids! My wife would probably feel safer too, if she didn't already have a 9mm laying right next to her on her nightstand, that is. :sarcastic:
Blues