An Ode to the Zombie Apocalypse

[localgirl]

I wrote this little ditty for our Twitter account in light of recent CDC news and those who believe the Rapture (and the raising of the dead) will occur tomorrow. I figured you guys would appreciate it.

If zombies come tomorrow/GunSafes.com customers won't care/They know the double-tap rule/And they've got plenty of hardware.

 

[Nightmare45]

Not being a zombie expert, should you move the double tap to the brain case???

 

[aj's 40 cal]

ill be playin COD black ops killin zombies, altho fun, i hope i dont have to start doing it for real on sunday...

 

[PerditaDaeva]

Quite personally, I plan to rock out the Zombie look! ...I can just see it now...me in my best pair of knee-high combat boots, hippie pigtails, and totally decked out from head to toe with all my favorite toys! Not only would I have the Zombie strength and drive, but I would have the fire power and fashion sense of a real woman!....nothing could stop me!

 

[Oldgrunt]

Quite personally, I plan to rock out the Zombie look! ...I can just see it now...me in my best pair of knee-high combat boots, hippie pigtails, and totally decked out from head to toe with all my favorite toys! Not only would I have the Zombie strength and drive, but I would have the fire power and fashion sense of a real woman!....nothing could stop me!

Sounds like my kind of girl!

 

[Bighouse Doc]

Matthew 24:36

-Doc

 

[TruckTurner68]

Nicean Bible? Gnostic text?

 

[HootmonSccy]

So onto a more serious question.. I only see one of two possibilities..
1) The rapture happens, we go up to heaven and I get to take my gun with me (since I carry)
OR
2) IF I don't get to take my gun with me, there are going to be a whole bunch of naked people flying up to heaven which seems like an amazing, but awful sight at the same time..

So which gun will you take to heaven with you???

 

[B2Tall]

I always liked the idea of using a razor-sharp samurai sword on zombies......so long as they're the typical slow zombies. The sword would cut down on ammo usage as well as providing the wielder with a solid aerobic workout.

Gotta get me a Hattori Hanzo slicer & dicer.....

 

[BC1]

I wrote this little ditty for our Twitter account in light of recent CDC news and those who believe the Rapture (and the raising of the dead) will occur tomorrow. I figured you guys would appreciate it.

The raising of the dead did occur. My wife actually got up at a decent hour.

 

[PerditaDaeva]

I always liked the idea of using a razor-sharp samurai sword on zombies......so long as they're the typical slow zombies. The sword would cut down on ammo usage as well as providing the wielder with a solid aerobic workout.

Gotta get me a Hattori Hanzo slicer & dicer.....

I love the fact, you have included your daily excersize routine, into saving the world from Zombie attack!