"When in Doubt, Empty It"
"Sniper -- You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy By Volume"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
"U.S. Army -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
"U.S. Air Force...