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First ever drag queen Barbie launched

2011 Barbie Collection : Angelic Dreamz Introduces the 2011 Barbie Collection. Barbie dolls have been a part of every girl's childhood but now the famous plastic doll is aiming to inspire male fans with the first drag queen Barbie.

The doll is created in part by New York-based fashion designer Phillipe Blond, who is a cross-dresser himself. The term drag queen is not officially used to describe the new Blonds Blond Diamond Barbie Doll, reported Daily Mail. Mattel, the company that manufactures Barbie, commissioned the work to Phillipe and David Blond of the label, who have expressed their adoration for the doll ever since their label was born in 2007. "One of the great things about Barbie is that she continues to push the envelope. Barbie doesn't worry about what other people think," said Cathy Cline, vice president of marketing for Mattel's girls' brands. "Fashion is a form of self-expression and we believe that everyone should feel glamorous every day," Phillipe added. The doll features a side-swept hair style and an extremely short bejewelled mini corset dress that is laced up at the back.

She pairs the look with flashy accessories like a faux fox fur floor sweeping coat, a chunky silver cuff, a sparkling cocktail ring and silver metallic pumps that feature a lipstick pink sole. Barbie has also been given eyelash extensions, a must for any drag queen.

Phillipe himself sports similar long blonde hair to the doll, though his design partner David stressed that it is not a true representation of him.


What the hell is the Ken doll gonna do? Ken was weird enough but I can see it now... Screw G.I. Joe, he's a terrorist! I want a Drag Queen Barbie!

I'm gettin queasy. Quick! Someone get me a "Chick-Fil-A" sandwich!!!!
 
Barney Frank will buy every one in the collection.
This is just one of the many Barbie dolls to be released by Mattel this fall.

The Ken doll is being replaced by "Barney," an aging bug-eyed companion for "Drag Queen Barbie." I hear they're also making a Barbie in the image of Nancy Pelosi. It's called "Nutso Barbie" and has crazy eyes and helmet-like hair-do. She comes with her own jet and a list of incoherent demands. Little girls all-over America will get their faces stuck posing in the mirror like "Nutso Barbie." Then there's the "Tourettes Biden" doll. When you pull it's string it shouts inappropriate things and curses. The new "Barack" doll just sits there. It doesn't do anything at all. Accessories include a "Blame Bush" T-shirt. The "MSNBC Barbie Collection" comes complete with an array of angry female dolls. Their centerpiece is the "Rachel Barbie." Her accessories include a veterinary clinic and spay kit. "Cynthia Barbie" is modeled after the former controversial Congresswoman. It's battery operated , beats the $h!t out of your kids and screams racism.

All dolls come with a democrat voter registration card and no I.D.

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Can ya feel the real me? I usually hold back and try to write serious posts. But this friggin heat is making me insane.
 

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