Why we have an oil shortage

[HK4U]

Boris sent me the following. Thought i would share it.







A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.



Well, there's a very simple answer.



Nobody bothered to check the oil.



We just didn't know we were getting low.



The reason for that is purely geographical.



Our OIL is located in



ALASKA



California



Coastal Florida



Coastal Louisiana



Kansas



Oklahoma



Pennsylvania and Texas





Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!







Any Questions???



..... Didn't think So.

 

[DrDavidM]

very amusing. thanks for sharing it.

 

[NDS]

...Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!! ...

What are we supposed to call the people in:

Sacramento, Albany, Baltimore, Madison, Springfield, Honolulu, etc. ad nauseum???






I'd be happy to offer a few choices, but the company here is generally polite...
:zielig: