What we need is a few more taxes


HK4U

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I received this in an e-mail today.

> At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the
> awful truth of
> it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
> Just amazing
>
> Tax his land,
> Tax his bed,
> Tax the table
> At which he's fed.
>
> Tax his tractor,
> Tax his mule,
> Teach him taxes
> Are the rule.
>
> Tax his work,
> Tax his pay,
> He works for peanuts
> &n bsp; Anyway!
>
> Tax his cow,
> Tax his goat,
> Tax his pants,
> Tax his coat.
>
> Tax his ties,
> Tax his shirt,
> Tax his work,
> Tax his dirt.
>
> Tax his tobacco,
> Tax his drink,
> Tax him if he
> Tries to think.
>
> Tax his cigars,
> Tax his beers,
> If he cries
> Tax his tears.
>
> Tax his car,
> Tax his gas,
> ; Find other ways
> To tax his ass.
>
> Tax all he has
> Then let him know
> That you won't be done
> Till he has no dough.
>
> When he screams and hollers,
> Then tax him more,
> Tax him till
> He's good and sore.
>
> Then tax his coffin,
> Tax his grave,
> Tax the sod in
> Which he's laid.
>
> Put these words
> upon his tomb,
> ' Taxes drove me to my
> doom...'
> When he's gone,
> Do not relax,
> It's time to apply
> The inheritance tax.
>
> Accounts Receivable Tax
> Building Permit Tax
> CD L license Tax
> Cigarette Tax
> Corporate Income Tax
> Dog License Tax
> Excise Taxes
> Federal Income Tax
> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
> Fishing License Tax
> Food License Tax
> Fuel Permit Tax
> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
> Gross Receipts Tax
> Hunting License Tax
> Inheritance Tax
> Inventory Tax
> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penal ties
> (tax on top of tax)
> Liquor Tax
> Luxury Taxes
> Marriage License Tax
> Medicare Tax
> Personal Property Tax
> Privilege Tax
> Property Tax
> Real Estate Tax
> Service Charge Tax
> Social Security Tax
> Road Usage Tax
> Sales Tax
> Recreational Vehicle Tax
> School Tax
> State Income Tax
> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
> Telephone Federal Universal
> Service Fee Tax
> Telephone Federal, State and
> Local Surcharge20Taxes
> Telephone Minimum Usage
> Surcharge Tax
> Telephone Recurring and
> Non-recurring Charges Tax
> Telephone State and Local Tax
> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
> Use Tax
> Utility Taxes
> Vehicle License Registration
> Tax
> Vehicle Sales Tax
> Watercraft Registration Tax
> Well Permit Tax
> Workers Compensation Tax
>
> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>
> Not one of these taxes existed
> 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the
> world.
> We had absolutely no national
> debt, had the largest middle class in the wo rld, and Mom
> stayed home to raise the kids.
> What in the hell happened? Can
> you spell 'politicians!'
> And I still have to 'press
> 1' for English!?!?!?!?
 


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