2A and Tricolor: About 14 years ago, not long after marrying my 2nd wife, I moved from my apartment into her house. The house is on a dead end road outside of town, just 8 houses on the street. My wife had warned me that the Witnesses stopped by with some frequency. Anyway, one Saturday she went shopping. I slept in, got up and was taking a shower when the dog started fussing. Just having stepped out of the shower, I stepped outside the bathroom, nude and, sure enough, the dog was at the window looking out. I saw nothing in the drive and went into the kitchen, sort of hiding behind the stove to peek out the door's window into the breezeway. Seeing nothing, I stepped around the stove to look out and, just then, a female's head popped up and, since she was not on the door steps, was staring directly into my "privates." Standing next to her, out of direct site was a young lad, perhaps 10 or 11. (He saw nothing). The last time I saw them, though, she had her boy by the ear and was charging up the driveway to her car which I had not seen. When I told my wife about it, I had never heard her laugh so hard. Oh, I don't know if it's coincidence or not, but we have NOT had any Jehovah's Witnesses approach our house since!
