Texas Hunting Laws...

[Tucker's Mom]

To all the Texans in this forum: this one is for you.



A Coloradan and a Texan were hunting in the Panhandle when an illegal alien runs across the field.

The Texan takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him. "You can't do that!" cried the Coloradan.

"No, no, it's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.

Later that night the Coloradan goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door.

Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.

The Coloradan thinks,”No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.

As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas!" protests the Coloradan.

'Well' yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."

 

[glocknload]

Mom, that is TOO funny. And speaking of hunting, this link is for you Mom:: Link Removed if and when the opportunity arises. loL

 

[Bob in Bristol]

It is always a good idea to learn the finer points of any States laws. I thought Texas allowed its citizens to shoot people running away with their property (maybe not during hunting season).

 

[firelooker]

Loved it, like the guy that bought a pistol to shoot a few cans- mexicans, puertoricans,etc..

 

[green mountain boy]

That should rustle some libs feathers as not being politically correct, but it's funny as hell.

 

[gastonlw]

P.C.? No, funny? YES!

 

[firelooker]

I hope it does that's my favorite past time ruffling lib feathers.