mellophonium
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LOL! Speaking of hammers. Years ago my uncle was driving home and passed a car. Apparently the guy in the car took offense to this and began tailgating my uncle. My uncle let the guy pass and thought everything was done. A few miles later my uncle saw the guy on the side of the road and when my uncle went by the guy started following him again. The only weapon my uncle had in his truck was a hammer. He stopped in the road and waited. The guy pulled up and got out of the car. He approach my uncle and my uncle wacked the guy in the head with the hammer and took off. About six months later a detective and state police officer came into my uncles shop and he thought they were there to arrest him. He mentioned the incident after he found out the guys were just there for business. Turns out that they knew the guy and he was a lawyer. That was the last night that lawyer ever drank and he has the hammer hanging in his office.