How many guns?

[Wild Dog]

LOL, a security badge for the neighborhood/mall ninja! You are now complete.

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FYI: In some states it is illegal to impersonate a security officer as a license is required. From Link Removed:

That badge looks sweet, much better than mine:

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As for getting into trouble for impersonating a security officer, I wouldn't worry about that. When you're a trained warrior, a true sheepdog, that automatically qualifies you as a security officer.

 

[BluesStringer]

LOL, a security badge for the neighborhood/mall ninja! You are now complete.

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FYI: In some states it is illegal to impersonate a security officer as a license is required. From Link Removed:

Back during the 2004 presidential campaign, I created a second account on a music site that was my more or less "home" on the interwebs at the time. I posted as "John_Kerry" for a couple of months before I screwed up and made another in a long line of satirical posts under my "real" user-name while thinking I was logged in as John_Kerry. I caught the mistake within seconds and deleted the post, but being a really busy site populated by far-leftists who were already pissed that I was satirizing Kerry's "contributions" to the country's collective political "thought," several others saw that I was John_Kerry before I deleted the post, and the ruse was over. Too bad too, because I was having a blast. I listed my email addy as "3PurpleHearts4Me@ImaHero.com." "His" sig-line was, "Except for ending slavery, facism, nazism and communism, WAR HAS NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING!!!!." A typical post might've been something like, "I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting I doodied in my pants! I just stopped by to say that I was against marrying billionaire ketchup-queens before I was for it!" The local "brain-trust" on the site ridiculed "him" and asked the mods to ban "him" and generally just went kinda crazy over every post "he" made, and then kept that crap going when I accidentally outed myself as being "him." The also-leftist mods were not particular fans of mine, but the site had a huge live recordings trading community of which I was a major contributor because I have some pretty decent skills with remastering old recordings and making them sound like they were recorded with modern technology, so they let me stick around. (Shrug) Even though I remain a fan of the band the site was devoted to, I eventually became disenchanted with its far-left bent and banned myself by just quitting going there. (Shrug again)

There are myriad innocuous explanations for why Wild Dog posts the stuff he posts, but ever since he showed up I've gotten lots of chuckles because it reminds me of myself as John_Kerry. My bet is that he's just havin' some fun at gun owners' expense......or maybe not. Either way I ain't bugged by what he writes, and certainly don't take him seriously. I think he's kind of a hoot actually. And Lord knows this site could use some levity every now and again.

Blues

 

[apvbguy]

usage of the term interwebs highlights your level of knowledge of the INTERNET

 

[BluesStringer]

usage of the term interwebs highlights your level of knowledge of the INTERNET

Tell that to Dictionary.com. It's defined exactly as I used it. To wit:

1. (often lowercase) the Internet: used jocularly when pretending to be or referring to an inexperienced Internet user, or when expressing a disdain for certain Internet content: vague recollections presented as fact on the Interweb.

At the site I frequented, I was facetiously and jocularly pretending to be John Kerry so that I could show disdain for the leftist content that was verbally fellating him at every mention of his sullied, turncoat name.

The example that Dictionary.com gives (in blue above) applies directly to your lack of knowledge that the English language is fluid. Words are added every day to the list of updates that are done at least annually (probably more often than that) to either internet-housed or hard-copy publications of dictionaries.

I think this is the second time that you cranked on me for using the word "interwebs." Ah yes, here it is. Might want to read the few replies after that too.

I've found that Preparation H works wonders to get rid of that annoying hemorrhoidal itch.

Blues