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Sheldon

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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!



6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?

Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work?

A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers .

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



23. What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 2 weeks
 

PascalFleischman

New member
What is brown, has four legs, can't see, and moves in the woods?

No-eye-deer


What is brown, has NO legs, can't see, and sits in the woods?

STILL no-eye-deer


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

ELL-IFINO
 

Memphis

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What's the difference in a Hooker and a Crack Dealer?

The Hooker can wash her wash her crack and sell it again!
 

HK4U

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Careful now boys and girls this is a family friendly site. There may be children present.
 

NDS

New member
Ohh, can I play?

1. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your door?

2. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

3. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a bush?

4. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
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I apologize...
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1. Matt
2. Bob
3. Russell
4. Eileen



:jpparty:
 

Memphis

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I know, I know. I just couldn't resist and I thought you guys would get a real chuckle outta that one.

I about fell outta my chair!
 

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