Fun Analogies

Deserteagle

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Here are a few of mine, what are yours?

Guns dont kill people just as spoons dont eat your cereal.
If guns kill people, pencils misspell words.
If guns kill people, spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat.
 
Do guns kill people?
Yeah, as Macy tells Gimbel;
as the Hatfield's loved the McCoy's;
as Buckley and Vidal got along;
as American drivers keep to the right except to pass;
as government is ethical.

More as I think of them.
 

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