My friend Scott got pulled over by a trooper one night and the trooper asked Scott if he knew why he pulled him over. Scott replied " because you want to sell me tickets to your ball?" (he says this every time he gets pulled over) The state trooper replied "I am a state trooper, we don't have balls!" Scott kept his mouth shut & just handed over his license and registration.
Was it a female trooper? :cray:
I keep getting these calls from the local LEO groups wanting me to donate to some cause or to purchase tickets to something. At first I wondered if they kept a list of those that didn't and would look less favorably on me if I didn't help them out if I needed them. Then I founf out that all of them use a marketing firm and the LEO group actually gets only a small percentage of whatever amount they raise. Now I tell them no without worrying about it.
This off the Okaloosa Co. Sheriff's website:
***** A WORD OF ADVICE ABOUT TELEPHONE SOLICITORS: Neither the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office nor the Florida Sheriff's Association use telephone solicitation at any time, and do not endorse any group that solicits by telephone.*****
This last one was taken from the truetv channel's show "Speeders". I about fell on the floor when I heared the cop say it to the gal. The thing was, she wasn't that bad looking in her early 20s. But she had one hell of a bad attitude.AND THE WINNER IS....
1 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here.
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