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Christianity vs. Satanism | Redeemer Church of Satan
CHRISTIANS Vs. Satanists
Waste your Sunday morning
Church of Satan Says: Many newcomers to the Church of Satan say the best thing about our faith is they don’t have to get up early Sunday morning. Whether it is because they’re fighting a hang over, want to watch "the game" or want to spend time with their kids at the beach, one of the great things about Satanism is no formal church time. You worship Satan on your own time.
Approve of Stem Cell Research/Cloning
Church of Satan Says: Duh! Illness is one of The Oppressor’s (God's) tools of fear, designed to keep you in line. If you’re afraid that your cancer is going to kill you and a self serving minister of some hypocritical religious organization tells you to repent, give us your money, and you’ll go to heaven, that’s a pretty persuasive restraint on free will.
Believe the Bible is the Word of God
Church of Satan Says: This is one of our favorite areas of disagreement. The Bible is clearly not the "word of god." It’s a group of writings that a bunch of men obsessed with consolidating their own power put together to control the masses and secure a better position among the slaves in heaven. The original Uncle Toms of the human race.
Condemn Financial Institutions
Church of Satan Says: In the Book of Exodus "God" says “if you lend money to my people, to the poor among you. you shall not exact interest from them” (22: 25). So clearly Christians condemn banks, bankers, etc. Oh, wait… They don’t condemn banks… Or bankers… Gee, isn’t it a bit hypocritical to pick and choose which parts of the Bible to stick with if it is "the word of god?" We imagine not…
Make You Wait to Eat
Church of Satan Says: Many recent converts to Satanism tell us that being forced to wait for everyone to gather round the table, settle down, and then say a prayer thanking The Oppressor (God) for what was earned by the sweat and labor of people here on Earth before being able to eat a Thanksgiving turkey was excruciating. They’d been waiting all day to eat, the Turkey took longer than expected (why does that always happen?) and they weren’t allowed to snack. When the bird was finally done and ready to eat, being forced to wait, again, was adding insult to injury.
