Sleeve Guns???
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NotTwoShure
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My sleeve gun is the same as my "Drop-Gun" it is like me not traceable, my finger prints were removed and all the serial numbers and model numbers are rubbed off with molecular acid that I brewed up myself. I also broadcast over the internet via a double bounce from planet X, which we all know is behind Vulcan. (I am not a USN Navy SEAL nor have I "Won" the C.M.H. although I do play one at the singles night at the local pub.)
NotTwoShure
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I want to thank the originator of this thread for some of the funniest stuff I have read this week. Very entertaining and some of the best creative writing I have read since college. As for myself, I too am an internet warrior sort of a Dell-Microsoft-Jedi-Knight. In all reality, I was a Command Master Chief Yeoman working on some of the most sophisticated penmanship documents known to mankind. I was in the top 1% of my penmanship class. I drew up the plans for Desert Jangle with Gen. Powell. We served in some of the most dangerous parts of the Delta in Nam; he was a young Third Lieutenant writing under the assumed name of Delta Charlie Bingo. It is a little known fact that he, then Lt., could only write in Jive, we covered for him therefor I was awarded the C.M.H. presumptuously.
(After a long thought I did not send this via anything it just appeared.)
(After a long thought I did not send this via anything it just appeared.)
NotTwoShure
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I just read this from the start. He stated he wanted a gun to deal with the street scum but in a later post he stated he only carries a flashlight and cuffs. If this is correct and he carries the "Sleeve Gun" it would appear that would be against his company's policy so that would be why he needs a "Sleeve Gun". Sorry he might be a she or she a he. I do apologize if I offended anyone. If he/she carries a flashlight and cuffs on the street is that the job he/she received these high industry awards? If it is not in public then on private business why is he/she being invaded by street thugs?
NotTwoShure
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I miss the LIKE button. This is good.
NotTwoShure
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NotTwoShure
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OK, now I am sure this is a joke. Wow, and I followed it, well after a long day on the flight line, fixing the B1B it is nice to unwind a bit, sorry, I did think this was real at first. I just retro-fit my Mini-30 to an after market piston drive like my AR-06, now they match my bail out gun, an old side by side 10 ga. all with the original owner's bill of sale, kind of a hair-loom, but this is good stuff so please do go on. I had my .38 in the small of my back but it hurt when I sat down in the seat of the B1B-a.
DavidWhite
Banned
What a tool bag.
He's describing level three in call of dooty!
Also, he's not quite good enough for fiction.
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silent.surface
New member
Come on Man, molecular acid is so 1995. Everyone KNOWS that you have to use sub-atomic acid in order to disassociate the engrained etching lines of compression and return the metal matrix to a Virgin alignment. Get your stuff together Man!
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop (and apex predator). :biggrin:
This is some of the funniest stuff I've read.
Sounds like something you might say to a potential girlfriend.
NotTwoShure
Well-known member
One of my nephews reminds me of this Wild Dog, every other word is Dude Dude, however he is a pipe filter in on of the mines, now that Dude make the money. Do you think we may end this charade now, I want to change my avatar to a respectable one.
vernsimpson
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Most likely this guy has only done all he says in a video game!!
If he is only running his mouth then he is funny but if he is really walking around with everything he "says" he is carrying, then he is dangerous.
He is what the anti's said about Zimmerman. IMO he wants to get into a gun fight and has visions of being a hero. But he will be a poster child for the anti's and be held up as a typical NRA, CCL gun nut.
Which is why I put this nut case on my Ignore List because I do not want to be anywhere near him when he does something that will hurt us all. I and many others on this forum have said many times that the ONLY time we ever want to take our guns out of our holsters are at the range and for cleaning!!
As chen said, I have a spare tire in my trunk but it's in my trunk just in case. I do not get up everyday and hope I will have a flat tire!!
Wild Dog
Banned
That's it everyone, laugh it up. Have a laugh at this warrior's expense!!!
Laugh at me because it's so much easier than walking in my shoes. I bet most you couldn't put on my uniform everyday and work in the environment I do. And then, dedicate yourselves off-duty, as I do, righting the wrongs the police can't or won't.
For the record, I have used a sleeve gun in an urban combat setting, I just wanted everyone's opinion on it. As it turns out everyone's opinion can be be summed up as uninformed.
As for the firefight I used the sleeve gun in, I was doing an off duty gig protecting a soft target that chatter had alerted a potential robbery would soon be going down. Since the crew behind the robbery knew they would have to face me, they decided to contract the gun work out to a group of former spetsnatz to handle me. The spetsnatz knew my reputation, and to calm their nerves before they went to take me down they smoked a bowl of marijuana. That proved to be a fatal mistake, because it slowed their reaction time and threw off their aim.
There were five, I made quick work of four but the last man got the drop on me. I played like I was at his mercy, but a quick hand movement and the derringer popped out from my sleeve. I only had one shot, but one shot was all I needed. Putting it through his mouth, I saved the day and protected the target.
Laugh at me because it's so much easier than walking in my shoes. I bet most you couldn't put on my uniform everyday and work in the environment I do. And then, dedicate yourselves off-duty, as I do, righting the wrongs the police can't or won't.
For the record, I have used a sleeve gun in an urban combat setting, I just wanted everyone's opinion on it. As it turns out everyone's opinion can be be summed up as uninformed.
As for the firefight I used the sleeve gun in, I was doing an off duty gig protecting a soft target that chatter had alerted a potential robbery would soon be going down. Since the crew behind the robbery knew they would have to face me, they decided to contract the gun work out to a group of former spetsnatz to handle me. The spetsnatz knew my reputation, and to calm their nerves before they went to take me down they smoked a bowl of marijuana. That proved to be a fatal mistake, because it slowed their reaction time and threw off their aim.
There were five, I made quick work of four but the last man got the drop on me. I played like I was at his mercy, but a quick hand movement and the derringer popped out from my sleeve. I only had one shot, but one shot was all I needed. Putting it through his mouth, I saved the day and protected the target.
mspt_99
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That's it everyone, laugh it up. Have a laugh at this warrior's expense!!!
Laugh at me because it's so much easier than walking in my shoes. I bet most you couldn't put on my uniform everyday and work in the environment I do. And then, dedicate yourselves off-duty, as I do, righting the wrongs the police can't or won't.
For the record, I have used a sleeve gun in an urban combat setting, I just wanted everyone's opinion on it. As it turns out everyone's opinion can be be summed up as uninformed.
As for the firefight I used the sleeve gun in, I was doing an off duty gig protecting a soft target that chatter had alerted a potential robbery would soon be going down. Since the crew behind the robbery knew they would have to face me, they decided to contract the gun work out to a group of former spetsnatz to handle me. The spetsnatz knew my reputation, and to calm their nerves before they went to take me down they smoked a bowl of marijuana. That proved to be a fatal mistake, because it slowed their reaction time and threw off their aim.
There were five, I made quick work of four but the last man got the drop on me. I played like I was at his mercy, but a quick hand movement and the derringer popped out from my sleeve. I only had one shot, but one shot was all I needed. Putting it through his mouth, I saved the day and protected the target.
Are you sure it wasn't you that smoked the bowl?
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XD40scinNC
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That's it everyone, laugh it up. Have a laugh at this warrior's expense!!!
Laugh at me because it's so much easier than walking in my shoes. I bet most you couldn't put on my uniform everyday and work in the environment I do. And then, dedicate yourselves off-duty, as I do, righting the wrongs the police can't or won't.
I will admit that standing or walking on the concrete floors of the mall for 8 - 10 hours is probably hard on the feet and legs while stalking the cute tweens at the mall. Invest in some better shoes.
No, I have never worked for minimum wage since my first job when I was a teen, so I won't be putting on your uniform.
Wild Dog
Banned
Pretty sure.
Wild Dog
Banned
The only thing being stalked is the street scum by me. Like a lion stalking it's prey, I advance in silence and stealth. They never realize their doom until it's too late. In fact, it's not uncommon for me to rappel down on my enemies and subdue them, Splinter Cell style.
XD40scinNC
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In your dreams.................... or online game....
