Clearer Instructions

Kramer1113

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There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store yesterday morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gunpowder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!


I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD
 
There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store yesterday morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gunpowder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!


I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD
Must have been the polka-dot boxers...
 

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