I get the best emails!
Seemed like a reasonable answer to me !!!
They sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the Census question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I put ....... "12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in California , leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico , some of Congress, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!"
................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.