marriage jokes


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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
very Sexy nightie.
'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack
your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is a husband.

Thank you! Now if we can get fay to move,Florida may be a swamp again.

nice ones Sheldon. kwo51 looks like it's going to stay around for another day, hang in there she's got to leave sometime hopefully your land is on a Little bit of the high side.
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In response to the last part of the joke (where one is always right and the other is the husband), is that why we men have trademarked the phrase, "yes, Dear."

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