Apparently the second amendment also applies to 57 year-old men in thongs.

[flyingron]

No, It Is Not A Crime For A 57-Year-Old Guy To Carry A Rifle While Only Wearing Light Blue Thong Underwear | The Smoking Gun

 

[calvin]

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[Wild Dog]

It p*sses me off that the so-called "authorities" would hassle a man for that. In fact, it's not uncommon for me to wear only my guns, a thong, and nothing else when employing distraction techniques in battle.