Who cares?
This Thanksgiving I am thankful for wild dog. He cracks me up! Wild Dog please be carful on Black Friday, them bitches are crazy!
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.....This year, hopefully the only lives lost will be the terrorists trying to take advantage of Black Friday deals. Last thing I want is another attack sponsored by the money they saved from their Christmas shopping.
I've seen kids go through a whole litany of thing's they want to be when the grow up, fireman, policeman, solider, sailor, etc., etc.......
WD is the first kid I've seen with aspirations to be a mall cop.
Mr Dog, Sir.
I don't know who else to turn to. I've tried contacting the local Authorities, the State Atty General, the FBI, hell I even sent a letter to Obama himself. But no one will listen to me. I'm hoping you might be able to take action where others are only turning a blind eye.
Almost exactly a year I ago, I discovered a clandestine invasion force that is entrenching it's agents all across America. And yes some of these agents of deception are even in our Malls. Last December 7th, a day that still lives in infamy, to inflict a little pay back for the vicious attack on our land so long ago, I went to the Chinese Buffet down the road, and I started punching every waitress in the place right in their mouths. That's when I was struck with the blatantly obvious.
There are like 487Million Chinese Buffets all across our great nation. In every mall, shopping center, and neighborhood. And they're all full of military age Commie agents, posing as slave labor buffet workers! After multiple visits to every Chinese Buffet in a 300 mile radius, to collect intel, I've also surmised that the few old men working in each location must be high ranking officers.
I fear an attack is imminent. It's only a matter of time before these Commies reveal themselves and go on the attack, and we will no longer be able to gorge on General Tso's Chicken, and sushi made from sewer carp.
We need your expertise now more than ever Mr Dog!
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