A blonde walks into a store and says to the store keeper, "Do you have any grapes?"
The store keeper replies, "No, I don't." So the blonde leaves.
She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"
The store keeper says, "NO! I don't have any grapes! Stop asking me!" So the blonde leaves.
She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"
"I DON"T HAVE ANY GRAPES! If you ask me one more time, I'm going to nail you to the wall!" So the blonde leaves.
She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any nails?"
"No."
"Do you have any grapes?"
The store keeper replies, "No, I don't." So the blonde leaves.
She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"
The store keeper says, "NO! I don't have any grapes! Stop asking me!" So the blonde leaves.
She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"
"I DON"T HAVE ANY GRAPES! If you ask me one more time, I'm going to nail you to the wall!" So the blonde leaves.
She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any nails?"
"No."
"Do you have any grapes?"