Zombie Attack Warning--has this guy been reading our posts?

[mom of 3 angels]

In the survival section there is a thread about zombie attack preparedness. Here's a guy who took his concerns to the city council:

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Maybe he's been browsing usacarry??

 

[whiptrackercracker]

Guess I'll have to go dig up the grenades, miniguns, and tanks. Pesky zombies, they always seem to come out before spring cleaning!!!

 

[Scarecrow]

pretty funny/ballsy april fools joke!

 

[MrShotShot]

Brilliant. I would have loved to have been there.

But come on, everybody knows that a good semi automatic rifle on single shot and a machete is all you need to fend off zombies.

 

[Hallow]

This book tells you everything you need to know during a Zombie attack.

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If you haven't read the book or even just looked at it at your local bookstore, I suggest you take a minute or two to at least thumb through it. It reads like a REAL survival guide which makes it that much more fun!

 

[MufDady]

OK,OK I have just one question............. There is Pepper spray, is there Zombie sparay? if so where do I order it, want to be prepared............

 

[toreskha]

That's awesome! :y: I could follow that up with, "I respectfully disagree with the former speaker's statement...the real threat comes from VAMPIRES!" :hilarious:

Well, I think that calls for an anti-zombie resolution...no zombies within 100 feet of a school, pool, or a cool mule. The outlaw zombies will surely comply.