YOUR CHUCKLE-way too close to home

[ralphtwo]

A group of 40 years old buddies discuss a nd discuss where they should meet
for dinner.




Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen
restaurnt because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice
breasts.


10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon
that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is
very good and the wine selection is good also.


10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they
discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that
they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in
peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.


10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon
that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is
wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.


10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again
they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon
that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a
great idea because they have never been there before.
:laugh:

 

[AvidshooterTX]

Two old couples are visiting in one of their homes. The women are in the kitchen and the men are in the living room smoking cigars. One of the old men says "we ate at a great new restaurant last night".
The other says "what's its name?".
The first old gentleman thinks for a minute and says "what are those long-stemmed red flowers that you give to your sweetheart?"
The other old gentleman says "roses?".
The first one says "That's it!". Then he yells toward the kitchen: "Hey Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"