You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

Scarecrow

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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya ’ll are.



You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.


God Bless the USA!
 

Answered YES to ALL!!! But I am not white. Am I still a redneck??? Well then, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

"If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another FLAG!"- Anonymous
Rick
 
Answered YES to ALL!!! But I am not white. Am I still a redneck??? Well then, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

"If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another FLAG!"- Anonymous
Rick

Personally, I don't care if you're orange with purple stripes, if you answered "yes" to all, consider yourself my redneck brother.
 
I'm just waiting on the rest of the world to get on board! :laugh: Y'all gonna laugh when you hear St. Peter at the Pearly Gates sayin,,y'all come on in,suppers waitin on tha table. :pleasantry:
 
I'm just waiting on the rest of the world to get on board! :laugh: Y'all gonna laugh when you hear St. Peter at the Pearly Gates sayin,,y'all come on in,suppers waitin on tha table. :pleasantry:

Looking so forward to that! It begs the question: Are there grits in heaven?
 
When we all git to Heaven

1. St Pete will say" Ya'll hop in the back of the truck...we is goin up to the big house."
2. Huntin and fishin with no limit
3. Grandad will be there to tell you you done good!
 

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