You Might Be A Red Neck


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, pass this on to your redneck friends.

Y'all know who ya are

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.

God Bless the USA !
 

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, pass this on to your redneck friends.

Y'all know who ya are

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to ]
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
Never have; God is not defined.

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
Free speech; though I don't care for the 'end of world/judgment day/repent' signs around here.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
Christmas is what is being celebrated. Just because you're not Christian doesn't mean you can't.. Same with Halloween, how many people that celebrate it are Celtic?

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
I always do out of respect if I am at someones house who prays before they eat, though I don't close my eyes.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
Who doesn't?

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
Everyone should, for or against whatever wars.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
I doubt anyone on this forum has

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
Or don't believe.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
As long as the respect is returned.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.
Would for a stranger if I don't think they have ill intentions. ie liquor, drugs, etc

God Bless the USA !

You might be a true American if..
 

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