A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky .
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in
force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only
a
burned hull left
smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no
remains of
anyone.
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing
had
happened.
They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this
terrible accident
happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the
tractor's
engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One the airplane of the President of
the
United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope.
They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them
all
myself. Took me most
of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying
he
wasn't …
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in
force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only
a
burned hull left
smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no
remains of
anyone.
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing
had
happened.
They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this
terrible accident
happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the
tractor's
engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One the airplane of the President of
the
United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope.
They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them
all
myself. Took me most
of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying
he
wasn't …
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.
