Oldgrunt
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Subject: Fwd: Yellow Light
The Light turned yellow
The light turned yellow, just in front
of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and
honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to
get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard
a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..
He took her to the police station where
she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding
cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this
mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue
streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the
trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
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The Light turned yellow
The light turned yellow, just in front
of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and
honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to
get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard
a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..
He took her to the police station where
she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding
cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this
mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue
streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the
trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
No virus found in this message.
Checked by AVG - AVG - Antivirus and Internet Security | Virus Protection
Version: 2012.0.1869 / Virus Database: 2092/4604 - Release Date: 11/08/11
