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The latest observations:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
 

We abuse him so badly I guess he has to take a break every once in a while. :biggrin:

You know, I actually have felt badly about that; I know I've really let him have it once or twice. Hardly the Christian thing to do, but I really have short patience with attitudes like his (i.e, socialist). So, maybe if he comes back around, I'll kill him with kindness.
 
You know, I actually have felt badly about that; I know I've really let him have it once or twice. Hardly the Christian thing to do, but I really have short patience with attitudes like his (i.e, socialist). So, maybe if he comes back around, I'll kill him with kindness.

The good thing about him is that he is young. Hopefully he will grow out of it.
 
You know, I actually have felt badly about that; I know I've really let him have it once or twice. Hardly the Christian thing to do, but I really have short patience with attitudes like his (i.e, socialist). So, maybe if he comes back around, I'll kill him with kindness.

No need for the "kindness", just "kill 'um"! :wink:



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Obama recently met with Native Americans in upstate NY, After his long and lengthy speech they awarded him with the name,
Walking Eagle. When asked what the name meant one of the elders replied " Bird full of s**t, can't fly":laugh:
 

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