Why Muslim Terrorists Commit Suicide

[Oldgrunt]

This is just a reminder.


Everyone seems to be wondering why
Muslim terrorists are quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
-No bacon
-No beer
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower.
- More than one wife
More than one
Mother-in-law!
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of your donkey
- You cook over burning camel crap
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you, "When you die, it all gets Better"?
Well No *****, Sherlock
It's not like it could get much worse.

 

[Kalamity023]

Even when they're martyred it's no better! They get 72 Virgins! Would you want that hassle? That's 72 going "why didn't you call me in the morning"..."you told me you loved me"... And "what does she have that I dont have".... Etc....no thanks!

 

[Andrew17]

Not to mention how much of a chore it would be to teach 72 women how to have sex..

 

[mappow]

-No bacon
-No beer

Not happening in my life time. Pork fat Love along with Hopps and barley. As for smelling like a donkey as well as all of your spouses; That camel STANK permeates all. Must be the reason they're will to kill themselves.

 

[Kalamity023]

Not to mention how much of a chore it would be to teach 72 women how to have sex..

You're assuming they're women. It's probably one of God's cruel jokes in this lifetime. You blow yourself up in the name of Allah and you get 72 pimply dudes that still live in their moms basement, spending their Friday night on the computer with a case of redbull, papa johns and Cheetos!

 

[dcselby1]

That reminds me:

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him
across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped
conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed,
kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to
provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama
with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write
the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued
as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger
on the radical, socialist leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an
Angel appeared. Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised
me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?..... You really need to listen
when someone is trying to tell you something!"

 

[johnmed3]

Not to mention how much of a chore it would be to teach 72 women how to have sex..

Who da' hell said the 72 virgins were females?