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James "Whitey" Koslewsky, the head gardener at the White House, was
dismissed today after 31-years of loyal service to scores of US Presidents and
First Ladies.
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential
Residence, the 64-year old Mr. Whitey, proclaimed his innocence and strongly
condemned his firing.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the bewildered
Koslewsky. " All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the
Oval Office window like I do every week.
"I called out to my assistants, "Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?"
and the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling my ass off the
property.
dismissed today after 31-years of loyal service to scores of US Presidents and
First Ladies.
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential
Residence, the 64-year old Mr. Whitey, proclaimed his innocence and strongly
condemned his firing.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the bewildered
Koslewsky. " All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the
Oval Office window like I do every week.
"I called out to my assistants, "Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?"
and the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was hauling my ass off the
property.
