Since I refuse to waste my money on Glocks, and I can't afford the pricier USA made handguns, I guess where I keep my Ruger LC9 doesn't matter.
Is he talking about his manhood or what? :biggrin: naaaahhhh the half a yard must be all of him from head to toe?:wacko:Come on a half yard ???? Whooo that's a bit extreme , but the holsters on ready five now that's awesome
LO! Another neophyte enters the fray!
Asleep or awake, my guns are always in the same position. I sleep NUDE, except for my gunbelt and legwarmers.
Holstered on my right hip is my dependable Ruger Super Redhawk chambered in .480 Ruger. On my left hip is my back-up-gun, a .500 Smith and Wesson.
On my right ankle is my anemic Colt Combat Commander. On my left ankle is my impotent .357 Colt Python.
The guns are secondary to my CCW badges. I have one on each holster.
But I daresay any thug who enters my house will be too awed by the sight of my lengthy manhood to even consider aggressive action.
Face it, if you have a half-yard of man-meat ready to deploy at any time, mere firearms are just accessories.
You forgot to mention the "S" emblazoned on your chest! LOL!
Which begs the question..... Are you braggin' or complainin'? :fie:
Fortunately I don't have kids running around the place and the cats haven't expressed any interest in confrontation fighting.... they just head for their "bolt holes", at SPEED! (Nice "alarm" system, though.)GG
Allow me to answer this one, guys...NO. THIS IS NOT THE JOKE THREAD. I will speak for myself here -- I sleep with my CC gun under my pillow (and my cell phone) at all times when hubby will not be home even though I have a 129.9 lb rottweiler sleeping on the same bed. When hubby is home, he knows what to do with his gun. Mine and the cell phone goes where I can easily reach it then. My gun in bed with my hubby will not be a good idea because I might move or get restless at night and it might move downwards between us and I just might mistaken it for something else other than my gun...maybe his gun? Hmmm...that's another story for another day...:biggrin::sarcastic::wacko::biggrin: Oh well...enough entertainment for the day. Back to work!When people say that they sleep with a gun underneath their pillow.. Is that a run-on joke that I haven't picked up on?
Sorry. I'm fairly new to the site and am now just starting to pick up on the humor. Like the concealed weapons badge joke.
So is this another one? It seems ridiculous to me that someone would sleep with a gun under their pillow-so I'm assuming 'Yes'.