What would God carry?

[Arh75]

Now I know this is a silly question, and we know God doesn't need a gun. But I figured I would try something different and see what we in this forum think God would carry of he actually wanted to.?

 

[B2Tall]

I'll ask him....................a 1911 .45

 

[cmhbob]

 

[jtg452]

It's a joke, so it's OK to luagh!

I know He wouldn't carry a Glock because I've always heard that, "God don't like ugly".

(My not being able to type should be even more reason to laugh, too.)

 

[tflndn]

god is a glock man

God would most certainly carry a glock because he wants perfection at all times, any doubt that he would carry a glock only tells the world that you don't know how to handle and use the perfect hand held weapon.

 

[trailboss]

Colt peacemaker 45lc

 

[Tucker's Mom]

Nothing...His hands is big enough to give you a loving slap at the back of your head if you are naughty or grab you by the collar and beat the living daylights out of your butt if you misbehave. LOL

 

[eXGee11]

God's a shoulder fired cruise middle kind of guy.

 

[trophyhunter]

I would guess God to carry an,

Gold Dessert Eagle .50AE

 

[Black Dragon]

Put it to you this way, He would have an M1 Abrams as a backup ankle carry.

 

[eXGee11]

Put it to you this way, He would have an M1 Abrams as a backup ankle carry.

With depleted uranium hollow point artillery shells and tungsten mini gun turret.

 

[tuts40]

He'd take 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 stars along with Rosie O'donnell's mouth and compress them and thier energy into the space of an atom, put it in the hollow point of an inter-celestial Glock with a heavenly load that travels faster than light. When the inter-celestial bang pow mouth load hits the target it would be an event that escapes even the imagination of satan himself!

 

[Providence Ranch]

Revelation 2:16 NASB

Therefore repent; or else I am coming to you quickly, and I will make war against them with the sword of My mouth.

 

[Grapevinebill]

He'd just rely on St Michael the Arc Angel

 

[glocknload]

Nothing...His hands is big enough to give you a loving slap at the back of your head if you are naughty or grab you by the collar and beat the living daylights out of your butt if you misbehave. LOL

Yeah, sort of like Special Agent Jethro Gibbs' loving taps on the back on Dinozo's head on NCIS. And if that don't get your attention, you will be in trouble. Very similar to not paying attention to God.

The Constitution says that all men (and the ladies) are created equal......but I do believe there was divine inspiration for the Glock. Surely we can all agree.

 

[tuts40]

Glockians 4:19

For whosoevereth arms himself of the Glock about his loins shall be girded well with strength and heavenly reliability and all else will return to dust and rust or bust before him.

 

[Tucker's Mom]

He'd take 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 stars along with Rosie O'donnell's mouth and compress them and thier energy into the space of an atom, put it in the hollow point of an inter-celestial Glock with a heavenly load that travels faster than light. When the inter-celestial bang pow mouth load hits the target it would be an event that escapes even the imagination of satan himself!

Nice scenario....and we will all be here at our premium seats watching Rosie's and her innards glow and scatter to pieces pretty much like the New Year's fireworks. How soon will this happen? Will she take her cahoots with her?

 

[tuts40]

Nice scenario....and we will all be here at our premium seats watching Rosie's and her innards glow and scatter to pieces pretty much like the New Year's fireworks. How soon will this happen? Will she take her cahoots with her?

Amen sister! ...tho we humans have no answers I'd bet.

 

[glocknload]

Glockians 4:19

For whosoevereth arms himself of the Glock about his loins shall be girded well with strength and heavenly reliability and all else will return to dust and rust or bust before him.

Glockians 4:20

And let your light so shine at the end of your hexagonal barrel.

 

[Cord]

Matthew 10:34

Think not that I am come to bring peace on earth; I came not to send peace, but a bigass S&W .500 Magnum.