Welcome to 2014

[Oldgrunt]

Got this in my email this morning. Too good to not pass along.


WELCOME to 2014:

• Our Phones – Wireless
• Cooking – Fireless
• Cars – Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires –Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes – Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings – Heartless
• Education – Valueless
• Children – Mannerless
• Country – Godless

We are SPEECHLESS,
Congress is CLUELESS,

And our President is WORTHLESS !

I'm scared - shitless *

GOD HELP US !