Wanted Good Military Quotes

[mmckee1952]

I heard a good quote the other day "You can run all you want, but you'll just die tired". If there's any good quotes out there list them here for a few good chuckels.

 

[Danieljoe1]

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull F*@$ you" R Lee Ermy, Full Metal Jacket!

 

[Shoobee]

G/I beans and G/I gravy,
Gee I wish I'd joined the Navy;
Four square meals served every day,
As the fleet then sails away;
Left O' right O' lay-eft.

 

[wmodavis]

"It's not lack of communication on my part (1st Sargent to me), It is a lack of ignorance on your part! - U.S. Army, 1970, WSMR

 

[USN2Pulpit]

We don't have time to do it right, but we have time to do it over...

 

[Kingolis]

On the humorous side...

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[The_Outlaw]

"You're not paid to think private! You're paid to take orders!"
~Drill Sgt. Boylstein, Ft. McClellan, Alabama 1992~

 

[~OtisM~]

"nuts". (15 characters blah blah blah)

 

[Cowbilly32]

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

 

[Cowbilly32]

You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. - Paul F. Crickmore, test pilot

 

[Treo]

Forward the gallant seventh! Onward to Little Bighorn and Glory!

Guess who

 

[mmckee1952]

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

Really good advice, I knew a friend Navy Capt Chet Deremis who was a POW for 5 & 1/2 years and he told me once it felt like a lifetime being in the Hanoi Hilton.

 

[jabatam]

"An Army without profanity couldn't fight it's way out of a piss-soaked paper bag" - Patton

 

[BC1]

"When in Doubt, Empty It"

"Sniper -- You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy By Volume"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

"U.S. Army -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

"U.S. Air Force --Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify"

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Soldiers Smile Back"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Soldiers -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens Them"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

 

[jabatam]

"“The enemy is in front of us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy is to the right and to the left of us. They can't get away this time!” - MacArthur

 

[foxytwo]

Hurry up and wait.

 

[bartonmt]

Be polite and be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet. (General "Mad Dog" Mattis)

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[eagleeyes]

praise the lord and pass the ammo

 

[SGB]

"Retreat, hell we just got here!" ~ Captain Lloyd Williams, USMC at the Battle of Belleau Wood WWI

"Semper Fi"

 

[Keykutter]

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

A suggestion John McCain should have heeded.

"I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.'" JFK

Damn the torpedo's, full speed ahead. Adm. Farragut. ..

KK