Treo
Bullet Proof
Treo
Random Internet Tough Guy
I would say that description fits you well. While you are trying to kick one pit bull or mastiff or whatever the other one is going to be pulling the leg you are standing on from under you and having fun with your third leg. :biggrin:
Man, don't you know you're talking to the Caucasian Jackie Chan? If it's two dogs (which should be your handle BTW) I'll just unleash (pun intended) my Kung Fu skillz on them