Tsa 2011 results...

[Tucker's Mom]

Year-end statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security​

2011 Costs = $6,959,791,440​

Terrorist Plots Discovered -- 0

Transvestites -- 133

Hernias -- 1,485

Hemorrhoids -- 3,172

Enlarged Prostates -- 8,249

Breast Implants -- 59,350

Natural Blondes -- 3​

 

[glocknload]

Year-end statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

2011 Costs = $6,959,791,440​

Terrorist Plots Discovered -- 0

Transvestites -- 133

Hernias -- 1,485

Hemorrhoids -- 3,172

Enlarged Prostates -- 8,249

Breast Implants -- 59,350

Natural Blondes -- 3​

My, my, my.....the high cost of "discovery". It would appear that the quantity of disposable gloves really contributes to this cost. I'm not able to fly anymore due to my weight (all the lead on my body). Some like gold, some like silver, but I prefer lead don't ya know.​

 

[jg1967]

I feel safer already.

 

[walt629]

Year-end statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security​

2011 Costs = $6,959,791,440​

Terrorist Plots Discovered -- 0

Transvestites -- 133

Hernias -- 1,485

Hemorrhoids -- 3,172

Enlarged Prostates -- 8,249

Breast Implants -- 59,350

Natural Blondes -- 3​

Good discovery Mom. A slap at the TSA AND Blonds! Very good. :crazy_pilot:

 

[Babarock]

I just don't think we are getting a good ROI.