Think about this:

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1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a government building is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of politicians.... it creates a hostile work environment.


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Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone --YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for America to speak up!

 

[oldvet53]

have heard all the above before, the one about the cows was a quote from commedian George Carlin. and went like this "it ammases me that they can track a cow and calf born in canada and imported to the u.s. through all transfers of owenership any where here but cant track the 11+OOOOOOO ILLEAGLE ALIENS is beyound me"leasantry:

 

[handgonnetoter]

have heard all the above before, the one about the cows was a quote from commedian George Carlin. and went like this "it ammases me that they can track a cow and calf born in canada and imported to the u.s. through all transfers of owenership any where here but cant track the 11+OOOOOOO ILLEAGLE ALIENS is beyound me"leasantry:

Oh, they could find them. All they would have to do is look where most stuff is given out for free or for votes.